‘I suppose, now,’ said Miss Ingram, curling her lip sarcastically, ‘we shall have an abstract of the memoirs of all the governesses extant: in order to avert such a visitation, I again move the introduction of a new topic. Mr. Rochester, do you second my motion?’
‘Madam, I support you on this point, as on every other.’
‘Then on me be the onus of bringing it forward. Signior Eduardo, are you in voice to-night?’
‘Donna Bianca, if you command it, I will be.’
‘Then, signior, I lay on you my sovereign behest to furbish up your lungs and other vocal organs, as they will be wanted on my royal service.’
‘Who would not be the Rizzio of so divine a Mary?’
‘A fig for Rizzio!’ cried she, tossing her head with all its curls, as she moved to the piano. ‘It is my opinion the fiddler David must have been an insipid sort of fellow; I like black Bothwell better: to my mind a man is nothing without a spice of the devil in him; and history may say what it will of James Hepburn, but I have a notion, he was just the sort of wild, fierce, bandit hero whom I could have consented to gift with my hand.’
‘Gentlemen, you hear! Now which of you most resembles Bothwell?’ cried Mr. Rochester.
‘I should say the preference lies with you,’ responded Colonel Dent.
‘On my honour, I am much obliged to you,’ was the reply.
Miss Ingram, who had now seated herself with proud grace at the piano, spreading out her snowy robes in queenly amplitude, commenced a brilliant prelude; talking meantime. She appeared to be on her high horse to-night; both her words and her air seemed intended to excite not only the admiration, but the amazement of her auditors: she was evidently bent on striking them as something very dashing and daring indeed.
‘Oh, I am so sick of the young men of the present day!’ exclaimed she, rattling away at the instrument. ‘Poor, puny things, not fit to stir a step beyond papa’s park gates: nor to go even so far without mama’s permission and guardianship! Creatures so absorbed in care about their pretty faces, and their white hands, and their small feet; as if a man had anything to do with beauty! As if loveliness were not the special prerogative of woman—her legitimate appanage and heritage! I grant an ugly WOMAN is a blot on the fair face of creation; but as to the GENTLEMEN, let them be solicitous to possess only strength and valour: let their motto be:- Hunt, shoot, and fight: the rest is not worth a fillip. Such should be my device, were I a man.’
‘Whenever I marry,’ she continued after a pause which none interrupted, ‘I am resolved my husband shall not be a rival, but a foil to me. I will suffer no competitor near the throne; I shall exact an undivided homage: his devotions shall not be shared between me and the shape he sees in his mirror. Mr. Rochester, now sing, and I will play for you.’ ‘I am all obedience,’ was the response.
‘Here then is a Corsair-song. Know that I doat on Corsairs; and for that reason, sing it con spirito.